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The Patek Philippe ref. 2499 Perpetual Calendar Chronograph
The notion that a trio of three arbitrarily selected brands occupy some sanctified tier of watchmaking is untrue, misleading, and conducive to snobbery and elitism.
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By Biggus Dickus

February 2, 2025
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The Holy Trinity is Absolute Horseshit The Holy Trinity is Absolute The Holy Trinity is Absolute Horseshit Horseshit

Rolex aficionados occupy both ends of the bell curve, ranging from mouth-breathing idiots who play the “luxury” watch game to the world’s most refined collectors.

By Biggus Dickus

February 2, 2025
THOUGHTS
The Holy Trinity is Absolute Horseshit The Holy Trinity is Absolute The Holy Trinity is Absolute Horseshit Horseshit

Rolex aficionados occupy both ends of the bell curve, ranging from mouth-breathing idiots who play the “luxury” watch game to the world’s most refined collectors.

By Biggus Dickus

February 2, 2025
THOUGHTS
The Holy Trinity is Absolute Horseshit The Holy Trinity is Absolute The Holy Trinity is Absolute Horseshit Horseshit

Rolex aficionados occupy both ends of the bell curve, ranging from mouth-breathing idiots who play the “luxury” watch game to the world’s most refined collectors.

By Biggus Dickus

February 2, 2025
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