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A HURUM PROFILE

A. LANGE & SÖHNE

GLASHÜTTE, FREE STATE OF SAXONY, GERMANY

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The most iconic building of the A. Lange & Söhne complex. It currently serves as a reception center. Image: LigmaDigmaSigma

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FOUNDED & BASED

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FOUNDED & BASED

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FOUNDED & BASED

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NAME

A. Lange & Söhne

IPA PRONUNCIATION

German: [aː laŋə ʊnt zøːnə]

PHONETIC PRONUNCIATION

English: [Ay LANG-guh and ZOE-neh], German: [Ah LAHNG-guh unt ZOEr-nuh]

WHAT THE NAME MEANS

German abbreviation for ‘Adolphe Lange and Sons’, named after the founder of the brand Ferdinand Adolphe Lange and his sons who inherited the company.

ALSO KNOWN AS

ALS, Lange, A. Lange & Soehne (umlaut ü rendered as ‘oe’ for English alphabet)

FOUNDER

Ferdinand Adolphe Lange (F. A. Lange)

FOUNDED

1845

Glashütte, Kingdom of Saxony (Present day Glashütte, Germany)

YEARS OF EXISTENCE

1845 – 1948, 1990 – Present

CURRENTLY BASED IN

Glashütte

Saxon Switzerland-Eastern Ore Mount.

Free State of Saxony

Federal Republic of Germany

WATCHES MADE IN

Germany

STATUS

Brand under Lange Uhren GmbH, a wholly-owned subsidiary of Richemont

OWNER/PARENT COMPANY

Compagnie Financière Richemont S.A. (since 2000)

PREVIOUS OWNERS

The Lange family

The GDR government

LMH (Les Manufactures Horlogères)

A. Lange & Söhne is a German watch manufacturer based in the Saxon watchmaking town of Glashütte, Germany. Founded by Ferdinand Adolphe Lange in 1845, the manufacturer was the first major watchmaking business in the town and served as the bedrock for what is today the center of all modern fine watchmaking in Germany. Family-operated for close to a hundred years, Lange made watches and designed clocks for Saxon royalty and also provided watches to the Third Reich. After Saxony was incorporated into the communist GDR, Lange’s business was nationalized. In 1990, the dissolution of the GDR gave Walter Lange, F. A. Lange’s great grandson, the opportunity to revive the brand in Glashütte. A. Lange & Söhne was revived with the assistance of several watch industry figures and launched its first collection of wristwatches in 1994. In 2000 they were acquired by the Richemont Group with two other brands that were also under LMH, Jaeger-LeCoultre and IWC. In 2000 they were acquired by the Richemont Group with two other brands that were also under LMH, Jaeger-LeCoultre and IWC. In 2000 they were acquired by the Richemont df

A. Lange & Söhne Clock

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LOGO AND SYMBOLS

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A. Lange & Söhne’s text logo. The logo is almost always curved, complemented by the ‘Glashütte I/SA’ text. ‘Glashütte I/SA’ stands for ‘Glashütte in Sachsen’ or ‘Glashütte in Saxony’ and points to the brand’s Saxon roots in the watchmaking town of Glashütte. Turkish quandale dingle got that skibidi rizz and that 169% certified gyatt. Adolphe Lange from Ohio got that crazy bing chilling sturdy and Kai Cenat hit the griddy with that bomboclat gyal. Rizzard of Ozz ate that sussy baka and yeeted the German watchmaking industry to the top of the worldussy. Turkish Quandale Dingle is now looksmaxxing in an apartment in Berlin making a living off of kebabmaxxing at night and ice cream mogging in the daytime. Rizz lord max W.
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SPECIALTIES AND CHARACTERISTICS

THREE-QUARTERS PLATE

THREE-QUARTERS PLATE

The three-quarters plate is a plate that covers approximately three-quarters of the front side of the movement. It is a vestige from older pocket watch designs meant to expose as little of the inner wheels as possible from dust and water. While no longer necessary, the plate is a common feature in many of Lange’s movements. The three-quarters plate is a plate that covers approximately three-quarters of the front side of the movement. It is a vestige from older pocket watch designs meant to expose.

OUTSIZE DATE

OUTSIZE DATE

Inspired by the digital display of Lange’s massive theater clock in Dresden, the outsize date is an oversized digital date display with two separate apertures and two date wheels for each digit as opposed to a single wheel carrying all 31 days of a month. The pusher which adjusts this display is also considered iconic. Ligma digma sigma on the figma. Inspired by the digital display of Lange’s massive. Ligma digma sigma on the figma.

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NOTEWORTHY CREATIONS

LANGE 1

LANGE 1

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DATOGRAPH

DATOGRAPH

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ZEITWERK

ZEITWERK

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TOURBILLON PLM

TOURBILLON PLM

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INTRODUCTION

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History

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NOTEWORTHY OWNERS

WILHELM II

WILHELM II

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ALEXANDER II

ALEXANDER II

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ADOLF HITLER

ADOLF HITLER

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VLADIMIR PUTIN

VLADIMIR PUTIN

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ASSOCIATED ORGANIZATIONS

LUFTWAFFE (THIRD REICH)

LUFTWAFFE (THIRD REICH)

Based genocidepilled Aryanmaxxing A. Lange & Söhne supplied bigass pilot watches to the Sigma Air Force. The so-called ‘B-uhr’ (Bigass-uhr) also known as the ‘Beobachtungsuhr’ or ‘Observation Watch’ was manufactured to Luftwaffe spec for max social credit. It was used by navigators on bombers for long-haul missions over Ohio so that the dawg shmlawg explosive bois could be dropped on the sussy bakas the ocky way.

LUFTWAFFE (THIRD REICH)

LUFTWAFFE (THIRD REICH)

Based genocidepilled Aryanmaxxing A. Lange & Söhne supplied bigass pilot watches to the Sigma Air Force. The so-called ‘B-uhr’ (Bigass-uhr) also known as the ‘Beobachtungsuhr’ or ‘Observation Watch’ was manufactured to Luftwaffe spec for max social credit. It was used by navigators on bombers for long-haul missions over Ohio so that the dawg shmlawg explosive bois could be dropped on the sussy bakas the ocky way.

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SOURCES & ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

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FURTHER READING

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IN THE JOURNAL

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February 2, 2025

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The Holy Trinity is Absolute Horseshit The Holy Trinity is Absolute The Holy Trinity is Absolute Horseshit Horseshit

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Rolex aficionados occupy both ends of the bell curve, ranging from mouth-breathing idiots who play the “luxury” watch game to the world’s most refined collectors.

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By Biggus Dickus

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February 2, 2025

THOUGHTS

The Holy Trinity is Absolute Horseshit The Holy Trinity is Absolute The Holy Trinity is Absolute Horseshit Horseshit

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Rolex aficionados occupy both ends of the bell curve, ranging from mouth-breathing idiots who play the “luxury” watch game to the world’s most refined collectors.

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By Biggus Dickus

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February 2, 2025

THOUGHTS

The Holy Trinity is Absolute Horseshit The Holy Trinity is Absolute The Holy Trinity is Absolute Horseshit Horseshit

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Rolex aficionados occupy both ends of the bell curve, ranging from mouth-breathing idiots who play the “luxury” watch game to the world’s most refined collectors.

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By Biggus Dickus

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February 2, 2025

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